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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Mary Bronstein US, 2025, 113 min
Cast Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky
Spoken language English
Subtitles Dutch

Linda is desperately trying to keep it all together as her world slowly unspools. With her husband nowhere to be found, a severely ill child to care for, and the very walls of her apartment closing in on her, she is pushed to the brink. When she seeks support from a fellow therapist, the line between professional help and personal chaos begins to dissolve. It is a suffocating race against time where even the simplest daily tasks feel like an insurmountable mountain.

Director Mary Bronstein crafts a raw and sometimes painfully funny portrait of modern isolation and the crushing weight of motherhood. Led by a career-best, intensely physical performance from Rose Byrne, every scene vibrates with a nerve-wracking restlessness. It evokes the early fever dreams of Roman Polanski or David Lynch, yet remains firmly rooted in the banal, gritty reality of hospital visits and failing support systems.

What makes this film so striking is its exploration of ‘professionalized empathy.’ In a world where everyone is paid to listen but no one seems truly present, Linda’s descent into a nervous breakdown feels as tragic as it is absurdist. It is a film that strikes a nerve in our burnout-stricken society—a visceral, visual trip that lingers long after the credits roll.

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